Always a Herald (Sung to "Always a Woman" by Billy Joel)

He can call you in court
And bring tears to your eyes
He can lose your device
In his casual files
And he only will read
What is in Heraldese

He draws like a child,
But he's always a herald to me....

He will check your device
He can pass you or fail you
You can show him your proof
But he'll never believe you
And he'll take your four copies
Along with his fee..

Yeah he charges too much
But he's always a herald to me..




Oh he takes care of your name
It can wait if he wants
He is always behind
Oh and he never gives out
He just keeps taking in
And gets further behind

And he'll summon you forth
In front of the kingdom
Then he'll vocally praise you
And smile while your kneeling
But he'll shout out your name
Just as wrong as can be

Blame it all on the scribe
Cuz' he's always a herald to me



He's frequntly loud
And he's seldomly clear
He cries poorly at Pennsic
For he's full of cheap beer
And he can't be retired
He does it for free

And the most he will do
Is shout O'yez at you
But he's always a herald to me....




What do you think?? Should i hang up my chances of passing a device for the
next few years?? Should i put away the Pursuivant's Handbook and take up
fighting to defend myself???
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ADVENTURE QUEST

(Level 9)
(Later released as Part 2 of the 'Jewels Of Darkness Trilogy')


IN
TAKE TABLE
OUT
S
S
S
S
DROP TABLE
TAKE ORCHID
N
N
N
E
GIVE ORCHID (the Unicorn gestures for you to follow him North)
N
N
N
TAKE PIPES
TAKE MEDALLION
S
S
S
W
N
W
W
W
S
S
DROP PIPES
DROP MEDALLION
UP
TAKE SILVER BALL
DOWN
TAKE PIPES
TAKE MEDALLION
N
N
E
UP
E
UP
UP (you may be attacked by wolves before you get to this location, but
you are resurrected to here anyway!)
LOOK (you are given a scroll, and a stick is on the ground here)
READ SCROLL (your quest is explained)
DROP SCROLL
TAKE STICK
DOWN
DOWN
W
DROP STICK (it sheds fruit!)
TAKE ONION
EAT ONION
TAKE STICK
DOWN
N
N
IN
DROP MEDALLLION
DROP STICK
TAKE SLING
TAKE BOTTLE.

OUT
N
N
N
N
N
W (you will hear a sliding sound in the sand!)
N
LOOK
E
E
E
N
E
UP
UP
UP
UP
W
W (you meet a Giant)
WAVE SLING (the Giant runs off!)
E
E
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
W
W
W
W
OPEN SESAME (a cavern opens up to the North)
N
TAKE SUNDIAL
S
E
E
E
S
W
DRINK
UP (you see some snakes)
PLAY PIPES (the snakes dance away)
IN (the Priestess gives you a small ruby in exchange for the sundial)
OUT
DOWN
W
DROP SLING
W
LOOK
S
DROP PIPES
E
LOOK
S
LOOK
S
S
S
S
FILL BOTTLE (from the river here)
DRINK
FILL BOTTLE
IN
TAKE MEDALLION
TAKE KEYS.

OUT
N
N
N
N
N
W
N
LOOK
E
E
E
N
E
UP
UP
UP
UP
W
W
W
UP
UP
UP
UP
UP
UP
UP
DROP MEDALLION
UNLOCK SNOWMAN
DROP KEYS
TAKE SNOWMAN
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
PUSH ROCKS (with the Snowman's help, you get rid of the Orcs and the
Abominable Snowman!)
DOWN
DOWN
S
S
UP
UP
UP
IN (a Dark Shape flies at you!)
THROW RUBY (it explodes, destroying the Dark Shape)
N
TAKE EYE
TAKE BAG
S
OUT
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
E
TAKE ROPE
W
N
N
UP
UP
UP
UP
UP
DROP ROPE
DROP EYE
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
S
S
S
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
W
W
W
S (you meet a Djinn, guarding the Oasis to the South)
OPEN BAG (a blast of air blows the Djinn towards a nearby lamp).

S
DRINK
IN
TAKE TRIDENT
OUT
TAKE LAMP
FILL BOTTLE
N
N
E
E
DRINK
FILL BOTTLE (with oil this time!)
E
UP
UP
UP
UP
UP
UP
N
N
N
UP
UP
UP
UP
UP
ON LAMP
IN
THROW BOTTLE
THROW TRIDENT
THROW BAG (they all land with a 'splash!' in the distance)
OUT
TAKE KEYS
TAKE EYE
TAKE ROPE
IN
THROW KEYS
THROW EYE
TIE ROPE (it hangs downwards into the darkness)
OUT
TAKE MEDALLION
IN
THROW MEDALLION
OFF LAMP
THROW LAMP
DOWN (you fall into an Underground River)
CLIMB UP
E
TAKE LUNG-FISH
DOWN
LOOK
UP (here's all your items!)
DROP LUNG-FISH
TAKE LUNG-FISH
TAKE TRIDENT
TAKE LAMP
TAKE BOTTLE
DROP LUNG-FISH
TAKE LUNG-FISH.

DOWN
N
W
W
N
W
UP
DROP LUNG-FISH
TAKE LUNG-FISH
ON LAMP
OIL DOOR
FILL BOTTLE (with water again)
DROP BOTTLE
DROP LAMP
DROP LUNG-FISH
TAKE LUNG-FISH
DOWN
E
E
S
S
S
UP
DROP LUNG-FISH
TAKE LUNG-FISH
TAKE KEYS
TAKE EYE
DROP LUNG-FISH
TAKE LUNG-FISH
DOWN
N
W
W
N
W
UP
DROP LUNG-FISH
TAKE LUNG-FISH
OPEN DOOR
DROP KEYS
DROP LUNG-FISH
TAKE LUNG-FISH
DROP EYE
DOWN
UP
DOWN
E
E
S
S
S
UP
TAKE NET
TAKE BAG
DOWN
UP
TAKE MEDALLION
DOWN
N
W
W
N
W
DROP MEDALLION
E
S
W
TAKE JELLY-FISH
E
N
DOWN
E
IN (an Octopus attacks you!)
OUT
UP
W
W
TAKE MEDALLION
E
DOWN
DROP MEDALLION (it's sucked down a hole!).

UP
DROP JELLY-FISH
UP
TAKE LUNG-FISH
DROP LUNG-FISH
DROP NET
DROP TRIDENT
TAKE EYE
TAKE LAMP
N
W
W
N (Orcs block the way north!)
S
E
E
N
N
N
GIVE EYE (the Statue gives you a sword)
S
S
UP
UP
UP
TAKE EARTH-STONE (it is lost to the Orcs.....but only temporarily!)
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
S
W
W
N (no Orcs this time!)
N
E
S
S
W
TAKE EARTH-STONE
E
N
N
W (the Orcs chase you!)
CUT BRIDGE
S
S
E
E
DROP SWORD
S
DROP LAMP
TAKE NET
TAKE TRIDENT
TAKE LUNG-FISH
DROP LUNG-FISH
DOWN
TAKE JELLY-FISH.

E
DOWN
DROP EARTH-STONE
UP
DROP JELLY-FISH
UP
TAKE LUNG-FISH
DROP LUNG-FISH
DROP NET
DROP TRIDENT
TAKE BOTTLE
TAKE LAMP
N
TAKE SWORD
N
N
W
W
W (you meet a Dragon!)
THROW BOTTLE (it causes the Dragon to choke and back off)
N
TAKE EGG
S
W
W
WAIT (until the flames move NE/SW)
DOWN
LOOK
DOWN
SCORE
DOWN
SCORE
DOWN
TAKE CLOAK
DOWN
SCORE
DOWN
SCORE
IN
SCORE
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
W
DROP CLOAK (it now covers the hot coals)
W
S
DROP EGG (the Phoenix is reborn!)
N
W
W
W
W
UP
DROP LAMP
TAKE SUN-STONE.

DOWN
E (a Balrog now stands astride the bridge, blocking your way!)
CUT BRIDGE (you fall to a Bleak Moor)
N
W
N
N
TAKE BRAZIER (it shrinks into a tiny ornament!)
TAKE STAR-STONE
DOWN (you slide down a scree slope and the Orcs daren't follow you!)
DROP BRAZIER (you're warm again!)
TAKE BRAZIER
S
S
S
S
E
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
S (when the Skeletal Hand grabs you.......'CUT HAND')
S (you are surrounded by Ghosts!)
DROP BRAZIER (the Ghosts are now banished)
E
E
S
S
S
W
W
IN
S (lucky you ate that onion, earlier!!)
UP
THROW STAR-STONE
THROW SUN-STONE
TAKE BOOTS.

DOWN
N
OUT
E
E
N
N
N
E
E
E
TAKE MIST-STONE
W
W
S
W
S
S
S
S
W
W
IN
S
UP
OUT
DROP SWORD
TAKE SUN-STONE
TAKE STAR-STONE
S
S
UP
UP
DROP STAR-STONE
DROP SUN-STONE
DOWN
DOWN
N
TAKE EARTH-STONE
TAKE MEDALLION
S
UP
UP
DROP BOOTS
TAKE SUN-STONE
INSERT EARTH-STONE (the Rock Door opens)
TAKE STAR-STONE
UP
INSERT SUN-STONE (the Gold Door opens)
UP
INSERT STAR-STONE (the Silver Door opens)
UP
INSERT MIST-STONE (the Glass Door opens)
UP (you are now surrounded by Orcs!)
WAVE MEDALLION
N
W
W (more Orcs block the way North)
W
S
E (you hide in the Alcove as the Orcs pass)
W
N
E
N
N
N
DOWN
DOWN
N.

FINAL MESSAGE

The Demon Lord freezes you with a look: "YOU WILL STILL FAIL!", he
snarls, "NO AMULET CAN WORK SO CLOSE TO THE CENTRE OF MY POWER". But
the Phoenix dives at the fire, destroying it completely! The Demon Lord
screams and implodes to nothing. Your mission is successful!! You
scored 5475 out of about 6000. You are clearly a Master Adventurer!

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